Help I’m trapped in a university student’s blog!

Okay well not really, physically trapped but definitely roped in to doing something, albeit willingly. This is me, putting in my bid early, just in case this blog goes mega-big. I’ll look back and say “That was the day that I guest-wrote on the blog that started everything, oh what a glorious occasion!”. I shall be the Dan Bejar to Scott and Emily’s New Pornographers, I will be the Sean Gadd to i believe in later’s Grouplove. Or any other singer who occasionally contributes a song to one of the bands that exist in the world. Just think of me as the amazing single slice of pickle right in the middle of the sandwich that just brings joy as soon as you crunch into it. It’s not in all parts of the sandwich, but when it is, it’s when you wish you were only eating a pickle, forget that bread and meat and whatnot, that’s all you need.

THIS IS YOU

Now that I am done usurping all of the hearts and minds of the readers who were expecting a post from one of the usual writingers, I would say that I should really get into the heart of this post, but then I try to remember what I was originally going to write about after my introduction and I draw a blank. “Did you really forget to come up with an idea for what to write as a blog post?”, Well, not so much forget as never came up with one in the first place. I’m flying by the seat of my pants here. Literally.

But really, when I think about what I could have written in this space that I was given, many things come to mind. Trouble with school, ideas in life, how the bus window is one of the best philosophy teachers I’ve ever had. My reaction to that character getting that thing done to them in that show that I just watched [edit: put something in there later so that you’re actually referring to something that people will understand, and don’t forget like you did last time]. Or even just how things seem to be just passing by, like they usually do. I should probably do something about that, smell some roses slowly or something. Anyways, hopefully it won’t be too long before I get a chance to post on here once again, but when I do, you better hold onto your hats, and socks, because everything is going to get blown off. All at once.